February 2010
15 posts
January 2010
18 posts
“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of...”
– E. B. White (via 5oh7) (via misterjt) (via michellej)
Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
kfedup:
(via doublejack)
Yuh huunh! Fish eggs.
Greatest. Movie. Evar.
I have a conference call in five minutes so I put...
(via kfedup)
But did you freshen your lipstick?
“If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a...”
– Roger Ebert
Reviewing Transformers 2 last summer.
I read this over and over. It is hysterical.
(via rosasparks)
(via silas216)
Good lord that’s funny
Oh, hey Tuesday, thanks for being such a sweet...
kfedup:
I just spent about an hour with Ommwriter for the first time, which was a lovely writing experience with my words floating on that soft snowy hillside and the gentle, sort of haunting music in my ears. I started a new novel — an idea had over last summer after I woke from a very visceral dream. I wrote a short scene that morning, but never did anything else with it because it just seemed...
I know I said no more...
kfedup:
but thank you Portorock, and a correction is in order…
that’s:
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
as you were…
Right… after all this titty talk, I’m supposed to go back to my knitting or something.
"stuffing the box with packing peanuts"
(via kfedup)
If this is not a euphemism, it should be
“The extent to which he can recover seems to me depends on his faith,” Hume said....”
– Brit Hume said WHAT? The Washington Monthly (via ayse)
Ow… just, OW!