animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, CHRISTINE. I HOPE THIS ISN’T TOO FORWARD OF ME, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU’RE BUSY ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I HAVE TWO UH … TICKETS … TO …
I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, CHAD. I WOULD ALSO LOVE IT IF WE COULD IGNORE AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY FORGET THE FACT THAT I JUST PEED BECAUSE I GOT SO EXCITED. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TICKETS TO?
UH … IT’S, UH …
PLEASE STOP STARING AT MY PEE PUDDLE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY, CHRISTINE. I HOPE THIS ISN’T TOO FORWARD OF ME, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU’RE BUSY ON FRIDAY NIGHT. I HAVE TWO UH … TICKETS … TO …

I WOULD LOVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, CHAD. I WOULD ALSO LOVE IT IF WE COULD IGNORE AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY FORGET THE FACT THAT I JUST PEED BECAUSE I GOT SO EXCITED. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TICKETS TO?

UH … IT’S, UH …

PLEASE STOP STARING AT MY PEE PUDDLE.