animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE TRAIN? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, MAN? SOME CORPORATE SHEEP IN A THREE-PIECE PRISON UNIFORM?
AND THE BUS! WHAT AM I, BRO? SOME TOURIST LOOKING FOR THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY? NO! NO I AM NOT!
I’M TOO INDEPENDENT FOR PUBLIC TRANSIT, AND I DON’T CONFORM TO YOUR FASCIST LITTLE BIKE LANES AND 23-SPEED COMMUTER CYCLE CULTURE.
YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND, BUT ME AND THE OTHER JIMMY JOHN’S DELIVERY DUDES ARE JUST A DIFFERENT BREED, YOU KNOW? WE DON’T FIT IN YOUR LITTLE BOXES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE TRAIN? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, MAN? SOME CORPORATE SHEEP IN A THREE-PIECE PRISON UNIFORM?

AND THE BUS! WHAT AM I, BRO? SOME TOURIST LOOKING FOR THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY? NO! NO I AM NOT!

I’M TOO INDEPENDENT FOR PUBLIC TRANSIT, AND I DON’T CONFORM TO YOUR FASCIST LITTLE BIKE LANES AND 23-SPEED COMMUTER CYCLE CULTURE.

YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND, BUT ME AND THE OTHER JIMMY JOHN’S DELIVERY DUDES ARE JUST A DIFFERENT BREED, YOU KNOW? WE DON’T FIT IN YOUR LITTLE BOXES.