animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, HI …
I WAS AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. I’M TED’S FRIEND.
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. SUPER FUN. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. CAN’T BELIEVE THE WHOLE COUCH CAUGHT ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WOW. JUST CRAZY. AND THEN THE FRIDGE IN THE POOL? WERE YOU HERE FOR THAT? I DON’T USUALLY SAY THINGS ARE ‘EPIC’ BUT IT WAS EPIC. HONESTLY.
…
ANYHOW, DID YOU FIND A SET OF KEYS?
CAN’T SEEM TO FIND MY KEYS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, HI …

I WAS AT THE PARTY LAST NIGHT. I’M TED’S FRIEND.

JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, BY THE WAY. SUPER FUN. I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME. CAN’T BELIEVE THE WHOLE COUCH CAUGHT ON FIRE, YOU KNOW? I MEAN WOW. JUST CRAZY. AND THEN THE FRIDGE IN THE POOL? WERE YOU HERE FOR THAT? I DON’T USUALLY SAY THINGS ARE ‘EPIC’ BUT IT WAS EPIC. HONESTLY.

ANYHOW, DID YOU FIND A SET OF KEYS?

CAN’T SEEM TO FIND MY KEYS.