animalstalkinginallcaps:

THERE YOU ARE, GARY.
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU BUT YOUR PHONE’S OFF.
AND LOOK, YOU’RE OUT WITH SHEILA. YOUR “FRIEND” FROM WORK.
THAT’S NICE. WHAT A NICE TIME YOU TWO MUST BE HAVING.
TELL ME, DO YOU AND SHEILA HAVE GOOD INSURANCE THROUGH WORK, GARY?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THERE YOU ARE, GARY.

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU BUT YOUR PHONE’S OFF.

AND LOOK, YOU’RE OUT WITH SHEILA. YOUR “FRIEND” FROM WORK.

THAT’S NICE. WHAT A NICE TIME YOU TWO MUST BE HAVING.

TELL ME, DO YOU AND SHEILA HAVE GOOD INSURANCE THROUGH WORK, GARY?