cinema verite

Me: Which actor is today's Arnold Schwarzenegger of the 90s? Like, who is such a big star that people will see a movie just because he's in it?
Eric: Matt Damon?
Me: Yeah, I thought of him, too. Although "We Bought a Zoo" didn't do that well.
Eric: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Me: "We Bought a Zoo" didn't do that well ...
Eric: WAIT. MATT DAMON WAS IN A MOVIE CALLED "WE BOUGHT A ZOO"?
Me: Yes. Why are you freaking out?
Eric: WHY was Matt Damon in a movie called "We Bought a Zoo"?
Me: What's wrong with that?
Eric: Why would I see the movie? I know what happens. He buys a zoo.
Me: I think there's more to it than that...
Eric: The title shouldn't tell you the narrative arc.
Me: Also Scarlett Johansson plays the young veterinarian.
Eric: Aaah