animalstalkinginallcaps:

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE COORS LIGHT TRAIN.
NO, THE COORS LIGHT TRAIN ONLY GOES TO HETERO BEACH PARTIES, SO I ORDERED A TRUCK FULL OF VODKA TONICS.
AWESOME. THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER FOR MY TASTE BUDS AND MY WAISTLINE.
PREACH.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE COORS LIGHT TRAIN.

NO, THE COORS LIGHT TRAIN ONLY GOES TO HETERO BEACH PARTIES, SO I ORDERED A TRUCK FULL OF VODKA TONICS.

AWESOME. THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER FOR MY TASTE BUDS AND MY WAISTLINE.

PREACH.