animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAJOR COLE, THIS IS WILSON IN SECTOR L-77. RECONNAISSANCE REPORT FOR 0800 HOURS IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER NEGATIVE, I’M AFRAID. I’VE BEEN OVER EVERY INCH OF THIS TERRITORY AT MULTIPLE ALTITUDES. IF THEY WERE HERE THEY’RE GONE NOW, AND LIKELY HAVE BEEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME. I’M NOT SEEING ANY SIGNS OF ACTIVITY, LET ALONE SETTLEMENT.
Roger that, Wilson. What about audio? Are you picking up a prairie song of any sort?
NEGATIVE, PAULA. NO SIGN OF YOUR HAPPY ENDING EITHER I’M AFRAID.
Damn it, Wilson! Where have all the cowboys gone?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAJOR COLE, THIS IS WILSON IN SECTOR L-77. RECONNAISSANCE REPORT FOR 0800 HOURS IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER NEGATIVE, I’M AFRAID. I’VE BEEN OVER EVERY INCH OF THIS TERRITORY AT MULTIPLE ALTITUDES. IF THEY WERE HERE THEY’RE GONE NOW, AND LIKELY HAVE BEEN FOR QUITE SOME TIME. I’M NOT SEEING ANY SIGNS OF ACTIVITY, LET ALONE SETTLEMENT.

Roger that, Wilson. What about audio? Are you picking up a prairie song of any sort?

NEGATIVE, PAULA. NO SIGN OF YOUR HAPPY ENDING EITHER I’M AFRAID.

Damn it, Wilson! Where have all the cowboys gone?