animalstalkinginallcaps:

I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTEMPT TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN MY LIFE, BUT LET’S BE SERIOUS HERE. BEFORE I MOVED IN YOU THOUGHT A TOUCHDOWN WAS SLANG FOR MASTURBATION.
GO ON AND UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND LET ME ENJOY THE GAME. WE CAN GRAB A BEER LATER OR SOMETHING. MAYBE A CHAI. WHATEVER IT IS YOU DRINK.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I APPRECIATE YOUR ATTEMPT TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN MY LIFE, BUT LET’S BE SERIOUS HERE. BEFORE I MOVED IN YOU THOUGHT A TOUCHDOWN WAS SLANG FOR MASTURBATION.

GO ON AND UPDATE YOUR BLOG AND LET ME ENJOY THE GAME. WE CAN GRAB A BEER LATER OR SOMETHING. MAYBE A CHAI. WHATEVER IT IS YOU DRINK.