animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO. WHILE I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR ME I SIMPLY CAN’T STAY IN A HOUSE WHERE PEOPLE USE SINGLE-PLY TOILET PAPER. I’M ALL FOR BEING FRUGAL BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND SAFETY ABOVE SAVINGS.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. I WISH YOU THE BEST.
I’D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR DIRTY POOP FINGERS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO. WHILE I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR ME I SIMPLY CAN’T STAY IN A HOUSE WHERE PEOPLE USE SINGLE-PLY TOILET PAPER. I’M ALL FOR BEING FRUGAL BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND SAFETY ABOVE SAVINGS.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. I WISH YOU THE BEST.

I’D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR DIRTY POOP FINGERS.